You should really fly with this. #KissingforCorona. We could play drinking games and spin the bottle and strip poker. 😀 An ideal way to blow off steam and perhaps achieve world domination?

I fell asleep at random and then spent a couple of hours talking to myself and The Head Cuddle, so that’s why the random silence. Brb gotta get round 3 out of the oven. x

03:33 (AM) CET

This time random silence because intense ceiling staring once again. Is the kissy event how we say goodbye to my apartment? My imagination is yayed.

05:44 (AM) CET

In Rotterdam they also use “griet” for “hot girl”, or “hot bxtch”. And “sjezen” is also used for “rushing” (though usually not used without something that indicates mode or direction, like “hij sjeesde keihard langs ons”, “he quickly rushed past us”, or “dus ik sjeesde naar links”, “so I *drifting speeding quickness indicating word for vehicle* to the left”). “Poepen”, though, is “shxtting” in Dutch while in Flemish Dutch it’s sodomy Belgians baddd. :p I wonder how to say shxtting in Flemish if shxtting means sodomy.

15:10 (03:10 PM) CET

Saying goodbye to my apartment should be just the warm-up of Kissyfest 2020, am I right? :p

Also, saying something on Reddit is like saying something in a group chat *sigh* I don’t even know why I try. 🙁 </3

No poeping allowed, by the way. :p Corona sex parties are all the hype these days and I don’t want to contribute to that haha.

16:00 (04:00 PM) CET

You’re leaving me no choice but to ask King Bert…

16:25 (04:25 PM) CET

I can ask King Bert questions by clicking my heels, right? Ahahahaha this question is going to give me restless nights. </3

When it was certain that I was going to be studying in Antwerp, a family friend told me that I shouldn’t use “poepen” for “defecating” because here it means “(anal) sex”. Meanwhile I’m lucky I’ve never ended up in a situation where I run into a restaurant or library or something and say “Ik moet poepen,” because that would literally be the most odd thing you can say to a Belgian person. But now I am really wondering, though what the correct wording for it would be.

Where genie Bert?

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18:00 (06:00 PM) CET

I don’t know about you, but to me that latest life question is the ultimate conversation starter. Isn’t it? 😀

19:00 (07:00 PM) CET

Am I the only one who finds it remarkable that Britain was one of the first places with corona vaccinations and now there is an advanced corona strain in Britain?

20:10 (08:10 PM) CET

I don’t know when it was, but I might have been right when I insinuated that a vaccine wouldn’t do anything against a mutating virus. It is far better to rationalize death and end the police state fascism. Kissyfest 2020 could be the ultimate solution.

It would be a serious shame if the rest of human existence would become living from vaccination experiment to vaccination experiment. Then there would seriously be no purpose in life at all.

Oi m8, pretty schtewpid innit?

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23:52 (11:52 PM) CET

Very good photographer. 🙂