Most Casual News I have Ever Read

Haha ever “ridden”. Two months ago I apparently forgot to pay my internet bill, then last month I thought I caught up on it, but apparently not, because I received another reminder letter a couple of days ago. So I paid it and as I was waiting for my payment to be processed the last few days, I didn’t have wifi so I chose to just not post because posting with 4G (it’s not 5G, rightΒΏ) is slow and annoying. Especially using images.

I just saw the most casual news I’ve ever read.

“Oh yeah by the way” haha

I told you sooooooooooooo.

Antwerp is wayyy less bad than I expected. πŸ™‚

They say “by 2030”, but that is likely the next downplayment, given that this relatively very hot Summer, which will thus likely be followed by a very wet Autumn, could have this happening way sooner. Recycling doesn’t save anyone from this.


17:53 (05:53 PM) CEST

I tried to talk about it with a certain person once. Who considers herself mentally superior. She said: “We have an inflatable boat in the shed.” Then I knew I was done.

18:13 (06:13 PM) CEST

In the context of the manufacturing costs, €21.99 for 2 face masks is a little expensive innit? It was my choice to be fashionable, and it is market price (determined by the collective of sellers, not the buyers, for it’s an essential good), so no directed shade.

They’re yayed, so I don’t mind that much.

By the way I sort of mixed up Dutch and Belgian corona rules. So apparently if possible to keep 1.5m of distance I can still walk without a mask outside without being punishable. Also, Belgium doesn’t seem to have an active SS lurking to add your corona sins to your criminal record and take like €380 from you.

18:30 (06:30 PM) CEST

You know the elitist wimps won’t be able to manage the flood crisis, right? This is where usefulness comes into play. So many economic things will find their true balance.

Blijf lekker doen alsof je dit niet leest. πŸ™‚ I will live either way.

18:57 (06:57 PM) CEST

Now if you’re smart, you do as I say and start making something practical of the things I’ve been telling you over the past three years. It would be nice if I could make my announcements while the internet and money et cetera still exist. The damage doesn’t have to be that much.

But the more you keep thinking that you can do better without me guiding you, the worse things will become.

I will live either way.

19:05 (07:05 PM) CEST

Omg we could be having so much fun you guyzeeeeeeeeee. πŸ˜€

19:06 (07:06 PM) CEST

In fact, most of the current elite won’t lift a finger to protect you. When this shxt goes down without me guiding it, you’ll be wishing for BLM/Antifa riots. Are you ready to see that primitive struggle for life and death?

19:19 (07:19 PM) CEST

Or are you also thinking: “Finally! A real challenge. πŸ˜€ “

19:21 (07:21 PM) CEST

Because it is the Molniya satellite? (I only read headline sorry I can’t with the sensationalism and fakeness in the news these days. As if my level of internal anger wasn’t enough yet.)

19:41 (07:41 PM) CEST

Literally nothing phases me anymore.

19:47 (07:47 PM) CEST

There used to be days where: “Omg Kendrick Lamar versus Drake” was the pinnacle of my conversations. Now it’s “Omg Call of Duty 745694444488 was just announced and everything is racist” versus “Reintroducing the death penalty and one party systems with a single ruler is really the best thing to do right now”.

19:55 (07:55 PM) CEST

Good times, good times.

20:00 (08:00 PM) CEST

Germany is getting a new beachhh yaaassssss.

20:05 (08:05 PM) CEST

I am sooo saltyyy ahahaha. Special education government program and stuff…

20:11 (08:11 PM) CEST

I’m not being sarcastic when I say: “Don’t stop making me feel like the highest God there is.”

20:13 (08:13 PM) CEST

Meanwhile I’m having a blast in never in the Netherlands forever. πŸ™‚

20:17 (08:17 PM) CEST

I’m also a lot of fun on Snapchat.

Haha blub blubbb

I fucking told you sooo.

20:19 (08:19 PM) CEST

Very smart to not involve me in not making this an international headline and having a plan in place. Totally not scaring people to death. Good business.

20:22 (08:22 PM) CEST

Don’t you dare surprise me with that “you’ve been studying for this”. >:[

20:25 (08:25 PM) CEST

Give me my Tishe. >:[

20:37 (08:37 PM) CEST

I’ve been going HAM in Spider lately.

20:50 (08:50 PM) CEST

Also secure, protect and prepare my castles in advance please. πŸ™‚ One will be for council/continental, other for local leadership. Approved Fangyists only.

23:00 (11:00 PM) CEST

The building across me will be of use as well. As well as the train station.

23:16 (11:16 PM) CEST

Demons will do all they can to disobey me. That is how the purge will begin. The less demons, the better. The rules have changed, you do what you have to do, therefore I will protect you. Once I become Regentesse in person. “Live up to those words” literally no one is doing it?

23:37 (11:37 PM) CEST

Also, just assume that everyone is as informed as you are. Therefore don’t discuss the content of the plan with other people. Just do what you have to do and assume that those who know what to do will synchronize up with you, without using any words. Sure you can still talk. About the weather or something. Don’t talk about plan content at least until I have made some announcements in Regentesque decency.

Haha, the weather… Get it…?

23:58 (11:58 PM) CEST

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